gratuitous fish
contact details

Give the fish a phone...

hi there
please call
paper portfolio
web portfolio
this space for rent

  ...or something 

In the old days, I put my phone number on my web page.
But the world is different now, and there are a lot more people
wanting to show other people their puppies.

Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
I'm just not into puppies.

Please email me at if you need me.

I will try and rummage through the spam to find your email
and if I deem it uninteresting I will just claim my spam filters
ate it when you start whinging that I didn't reply.